19 hours ago
105,085 notes

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

19 hours ago
9,563 notes
19 hours ago
136,301 notes
19 hours ago
108,184 notes

alvxandra:

image

i’ve never seen something so accurate

19 hours ago
8,379 notes

your-genital:

when you talk to your crush and say something stupid you immediately regret

image

19 hours ago
791,523 notes

notchicken:

notchicken:

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

this was me and my twin prom night image

thank you for the text post

another year, another disappointment  

image

19 hours ago
3,947 notes
19 hours ago
5,503 notes

thotmom:

Never stop learning about your partner. Never lose that wonder that made you want to get to know them initially because we are constantly growing as individuals.

19 hours ago
293,227 notes

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto

19 hours ago
86,307 notes
19 hours ago
189,394 notes
19 hours ago
99,096 notes

sorryforpartybarackin:

leave me alone but also give me constant attention

19 hours ago
74,465 notes

tranblogger:

image

image

guys…

image

guys

image

"oh yeah you guys use celcius"

19 hours ago
161,133 notes

spookymarius:

listening to covers is all well and good until u realise the singer changed the pronouns to pull a musical no homo

19 hours ago
566,515 notes

refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash